Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

Menstrual Personality

When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.

Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT

by kaumu May 19, 2009

Menstru Panties

A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!

I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!

by ad2118 July 13, 2009

menstrual immunity

n. a woman's belief that, when she is having her period, she is exempt from normal standards of social appropriateness and nicety, as well as being immune to the confines of logical thought and behavior.

I asked Mary how she was doing, she flicked me off and told me to "Shut the f#%* up. She thinks that's an OK way to act since she's got menstrual immunity.

by igomi24 June 14, 2010

mensetive

The unique emotional state associated with premenstrual syndrome.

The long-distance phone commercial made her cry because she was so mensetive.

by Vanessa6872 March 7, 2008

menstragenta

The color of menstral fluid mixed with lubricant. Not to be confused with Menstraspinx, which is a combination of Mentral fluid and lube, not the color.

Andrew "I fucked the shit out of that bahemouth from the DC...bitch was tight!"

Matt "Dude...was she menstragenta?"

by Captain Duder January 16, 2009

menstraging

the anger and any acts of anger that occur when a woman is on her period.

She must just be menstraging, son.

by Anticondom January 4, 2011