Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.

Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

by NINerd January 16, 2009

Melon Balling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

by Meatman January 15, 2006

melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

by Ken February 2, 2004

Christoper Meloni

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.

Christoper Meloni is hot.

by torrentia July 10, 2006

Corazon de melon

A Mexican nickname used for love and endearment to refer to a significant other or partner. In English meaning “heart of melon” being the sweetest part of a melon. Altogether referring to someone as sweet.

That boy/girl right there is my Corazon de melon.

Mi amor, mi Alma, Corazon de melon...

by Kawama May 18, 2021

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006