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medical distress

The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.
Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.
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medical billing

hott people who work their butts off so doctors can pay them a crap load of money and stay in business.
Stacy has a job in the medical billing field.
by roebrts_83 January 23, 2009
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independent medical exam

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.
The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.
by David Kuczenski Esq August 3, 2007
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Magically Delicious

A term of endearment or pet name given to a smaller man by a much larger man (usually in the penitentiary) indicating an aggressive homosexual attraction by the larger man
Bubba turned to his friend as they looked down on the short man wearing very tight pants walking by. That fool looks Magically Delicious homie, Bubba said.
by William of Nelson May 9, 2018
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magically delicious

1.To be one with great levels of asthetic beauty , charm , humour, and work at Max Brenners
"wow did you see that girl who served me at Max Brenners? She was magically delicious"
by puppet1 May 18, 2006
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medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of medicine, rejection of the truth, censorship, silencing of the opposition, social Darwinism, mass surveillance, big government, and other forms of suppression.
The very concept of medical social fascism is terrifying.
by Doctor WTF April 7, 2022
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Medical Nerd

A person who has MNS.

This person is considered strange in some eyes but to some people particularly nurses in a hospital or Drs. is considered up their alley. This person is considered a Medical Nerd or MN because they love medical equipment, and/or love to talk about Drs. and nurse's jobs a lot, or some people just love studying the human body.
1. This dude is a Medical Nerd.
2. I know.
3. He tried to steal a pulse oximeter from the hospital one time, and the nurses just laughed at him, and took the pulse oximeter back.
4. What brand was the pulse oximeter?
5. It was Ohmeda 3760
6. Oh.
by 1992peter January 11, 2010
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