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Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.
Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!
by Trampofine October 24, 2025
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meditation sticks

/ˌmed.əˈteɪ.ʃən stɪks/

def.: another term for cigarettes
Scott: yo, you got any meditation sticks on you?
Dylan: yeah, here take a couple
by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026
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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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silly medication

Audrey and desi were off that silly medication
by Honey Og December 30, 2018
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masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
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Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely
We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"
by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020
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