Despair Meatloaf

A loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. Their sadness will forever remain in their hellish meat afterlife just like it did in reality.

I gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. She deserved it. She was a bitch.

by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 14, 2016

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

by Gymiscool January 1, 2019

The Meatlovers

Someone (or a group of people) who obsesses with the best quality in meat. Typically a person that doesn’t allow inferior meat on his/her plate. Someone who really pays attention to the best he/she can get online. An epicurean that knows where to find the finer things in life.

“Look at the meat on his plate, he probably got it at TheMeatlovers.nl”
- “Oh my, you’re right, that’s probably the juiciest meat I ever laid my eyes on! Definitely The Meatlovers."

by sclrts December 3, 2021

kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.

After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.

by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023

Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

having a meatloaf

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021