yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

by Quasita August 30, 2015

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

maw

southern mother

my maw and paw love me.

by "Sez Who?" Rich June 29, 2019

MAW

Might As Well.

1.Used when you're about to take a risk.

2.Part of a sarcastic statement.

1."Happy new year. Cheers to new beginnings" *looks at bottle in hand*"Fuck it. MAW"

*chugs*
2. Damn it's hot. MAW call my Ex to be around something shady

by its snowtime December 9, 2019

MAW

'Might As Well'

'this lecture is going to be soo boring, I MAW sleep'

by Capacakuu December 12, 2019

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019