To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
Get the mansterbate mug.One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
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by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004
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That Sean's so sick man. He loves to nothing more than getting home, putting on his silk kimono and to Masterbache.
by Dave Woolham May 21, 2008
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Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010
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Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
"Did you see that sick pedophile masterbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masterbike; it's his favorite pastime."
by TheBassist99999 September 3, 2009
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Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.
by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011
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