Marriage 

The official permission to have sex.

- U know, I'm 18+, but my parents still don't let me to have sex comfortably, this is sick.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.

Marriage by Ena Sasha Regina February 7, 2009

marriage 

1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.

2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.

My wife and I celebrated the 75th aniversary of our marriage.

marriage by Joelio November 20, 2003

marriage 

1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family

2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name

“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”

Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith

marriage by Seriously Not February 25, 2009

Marriage 

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

Marriage by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Marriage 

doesn’t last

you know marriage doesn’t last.

Marriage by ouiddd February 7, 2021

Marriage 

A process for a female to take half of you shit

“Out marriage will be forever baby”, Melinda French Gates

Marriage by Cheese sandwich with mustard May 19, 2022

Marriage 

1. The legalised prostitution of women.
2. The legalised cuckolding of men.
3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).

4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.

Preacher: "Do you, Mary, promise to love and obey John?"
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."

Marriage by InaGoddessEye December 28, 2004