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malparido

its a spanish curse. more of a colombian word from the people from certain parts of colombia called paisas...it means like dumbass or asshole but its a real bad curse word if said to a colombian
spanish: ese malparido si jode la vida!
english: that fuckin malparido is a bitch!
by sara dont get it twisted October 26, 2006
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Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."
Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009
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mapping the great lakes

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.
I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.
by B*rad August 13, 2007
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Mappy

Someone who is over 30 years, trans, and obese. They tend to groom children online and in real life, and are excessively racist towards minorities, even if they are minorities themselves.
"I think my dad is a mappy"
"really?"
"yeah, I saw him stalk some kids in the park"
"but he's so fat! how did he even get there?"
"no fucking idea man, I'm scared."
by Nathan Wolfe March 4, 2022
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Manpal

The (non-homosexual) guy version of girlfriends. This can't be misconstrued with "buttpals" or anything of that nature. Men who consider themselves manpals still like to beat the pussy up.
The extremely sexy men of A-Tower, Willis and Bo, are manpals to the end.
by Tom Tortellini May 18, 2006
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maptard

A person that has no clue were anything is on a world map.
Teacher: Were is poland on a world map?

Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1

Teacher: You maptard...
by magical toaster January 15, 2008
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Mappalakayil

Indian name. A person whose name is Mappalakayil probably likes mangos.
What's you name?
I am Mappalakayil.
by mrmaps January 4, 2021
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