A man with a very large penis. Great Shooter. Endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. He is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. He is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.
Person 1: "Yo, I was so steady last night, shot great and lasted forever."
Person 2: "Wow! On the court or on the bed?"
Person 1: "Both! I'm such a Malekai!"
Person 2: "Wow! On the court or on the bed?"
Person 1: "Both! I'm such a Malekai!"
by glblsqd July 30, 2013
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Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
by Malakas May 20, 2004
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a person who compensates for latent frustrations over prejudices against her own race or gender by contributing to the scapegoating of other minorities, of which she is not a part, so as to make herself feel more connected to and accepted by the majority.
a person who compensates for latent frustrations over prejudices against her own race or gender by contributing to the scapegoating of other minorities, of which she is not a part, so as to make herself feel more connected to and accepted by the majority.
When he was a child, he used to get the shit beaten out of him by the rich, white kids; then he grew up, made a lot of money and became a malkin. Now he spends all his time campaigning against gay rights.
by ChunAsperEndao November 14, 2009
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2. A seductive female very good at kissing and also good in bed.
2. A seductive female very good at kissing and also good in bed.
I missed you like a Malecia!
Francis: how was your night with your gf?
Oswald: Amazing! She's a total Malecia!
Francis: how was your night with your gf?
Oswald: Amazing! She's a total Malecia!
by artistOTC June 19, 2009
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Get the Maleigha mug.An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
by SugarSpider July 28, 2008
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