Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018

mailyn

Mailyn is a girl with an amazing personality not only is she smart,sweet,strong,independent, and determined, she is also a very good singer usually a thick that knows how to move. Atho she may seem like she is hellaa strong and shit she is often bothered by wat people say.

"Mailyn" is a no1 ,she is not perfect ether..but no1 is perfect and she is no1 thus makes "mailyn" perfect👑👌

by Mrs.huff May 26, 2015

daily mail

some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver

bloody daily mail garbage

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 19, 2010

daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009

FWunk mail

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

by MyBears34 April 5, 2009

I-Mail

"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.

"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"

by hadabadday June 15, 2009