male cum

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021

male insanity syndrome

The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.

Male insanity syndrome?

"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."

by jay kizzel March 4, 2006

Male manipulator music

Mainly deftones, radiohead and the smiths songs

-My girlfriend said that i listen to male Male manipulator music
-were you listening to radiohead yesterday or what
-if i listened to radiohead, i wouldn't have a girlfriend

by Sexitoes April 21, 2022

Male pattern badass

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

male succubus

A male who sucks your essence and your soul. You end up looking hollow and frail. You waste time that could be better spent. You end up sick and full of depression and gloom. Negitivity fills you up and you become very sick.

He male succubus

was full of anger and rage but loving.

by Jade Fields June 11, 2017

male nurse

the hottest occupation a guy can have

dude, that male nurse is so hot. I wish he'd give me a sponge-bath.

by Sander June 19, 2005

Male Member

The "Male Member" (sometimes 'male organ') is a delicate way to refer to the penis for people who are grossed out by street slang (dick, cock, etc.) and who think even "penis" is unnecessarily graphic.

Even today, there are such people around.
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"Did you see the graffiti on that boxcar? The small letter "i" is really the male member -- the base is the testicles and the dot over the "i" is ejaculate."

"I must have missed it -- but then, I don't go looking for such things. lol."

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by al-in-chgo March 19, 2010