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Lyzett

Lyzetts are typically shorter than the average person but that don't stop them from getting things done. They are excellent at mastering new sex positions and average 4 kids. The love deep and hate deeper.
I will sick Lyzett
by serendippidy May 12, 2014
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lisette

a very smart person usually only using dumb luck to succedd
lisette how in the world did you get yourself in the urban dictionary, or lisette why did you slap that child
by alea_thedemon November 18, 2021
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2 Lysenko 2 Ism

This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.
2 Lysenko 2 Ism

Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."

Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"

Iam 🤨 "Yes..."

Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."

Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."

Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"

Iam "I... Don't know..."

Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"

Iam "........."

Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"

Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
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lisette

This is a dutch word meaning a clenched butthole. It is pronouced 'lie-set'
It is usually used in a sexual context, but also as an insult.
'YOU'RE A SHIT SOAKED LISETTE!'

'Can I see your lisette?'
by Ceri&Abigail March 3, 2008
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Loset

A loset is neither a closet or an ash-tray. Instead it is a place inside the window frame. Otherwise known as part of the locking mechanism.

This is a place in which, one places a joint (spliff) so the next person can find it.
"joint's in the loset"

"oi mate the joint is in the loset, don't let it go out"
by Wadey 2009 September 27, 2009
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Lynette

She has long hair, very smart, is tall, emo, scary and is a huge weeb / otaku!!!! She can speak Japanese since she grew up in Japan!!!! Her friends call her Soh-soh and lenette and lionetze because we find it very cute !!!! 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
Guy: Look at that girl with long dark hair that's covering one of her eyes!! Her expression is so scary too... She looks like ghost, how creepy!!!!

Chloe: Huh? Isn't that just Lynette????
by Ajdbsbnzncbdb August 25, 2021
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Lyst

The "street" spelling of the word "list".
by tentcondom December 9, 2008
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