Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

jabba leia love child

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

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by Love Problem Solution Astrol July 1, 2019

lovesick fool

1) Someone that falls blindly in love with another, oftentimes doing whatever it takes to make them happy and giving them anything you've got.

1) Poor girl, she's a lovesick fool for him- she can't even see that he has no feelings for her.

by Rehabilitation December 2, 2015

love, simon

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.

Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?

by MallHunter May 21, 2018

Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

Loveland High School

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.

Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks

by StillAPeiceOfGarbage November 27, 2018