lobster disease

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.

"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"

by jray November 27, 2012

this looks shopped

1) A 4chan meme used when implying that something is Photoshopped.

A picture of a person with the body of Hilary Clinton and the head of a dog. This would be the appropriate time to say "This looks shopped..."

by Debbie Hairless August 9, 2010

Bro Looks Great

Phrase used to make fun of a dude when he is excessively showing off, while not realizing how lame he actually looks. Walking around with that extra swagger, giving that look on his face like he is "so cool."

He must actually think that he is THE SHIT, but everyone else knows how cheesy he really is.

Use with a sarcastic tone towards said bro. For added effect, repeat phrase until said 'bro' knows the joke's on him.

*Metrosexual walks into the club*

You: "Bro looks GREAT!"
Friend: "BRO LOOKS GREAT!"

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(Used endearingly during friendly conversation between two pals)

You: "I'm going out tonight."
Friend: "Hope bro looks great."
You: "Oh, you KNOW bro will look great."

by mybirthdaypony December 2, 2010

Jolly Lobster

When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.

A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."

by maddies anglers September 29, 2012

Lewiston Lobster

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

by myrealname June 17, 2023

new england lobster trap

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

by Vindit January 5, 2015

lobster magnet

The Greatest Flash Video Ever!

by Doolo August 26, 2003