chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 2, 2006

Safe Lady

Italian female who is not capable of operating her safe, even though the instructions are written in Italian.

'Have you seen safe lady?'

'No, she is stuck in her safe'

by Kevster m dubz July 28, 2009

the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.

by penh October 9, 2009

Lady Gagged

Serial cocksucker.

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!

by rperazag May 6, 2010

lady dimitrescu

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

by shark rights May 6, 2021

lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.

Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....

by D0c July 23, 2007

lady killer

an especially handsome man (or handsome woman, depending) with debonair, genteel manners, a slick demeanor, good taste, and an eye for attractive ladies.

they just don't make fellas like that any more.

by dagger_grrl March 17, 2004