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lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009
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skeet lotion

the act of male semen hitting the face of the person giving head.
Bonquisha got a face full of skeet lotion after she blew my dong
by F. Jizzle and ZaKizzle November 10, 2007
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looting

According to Associated Press, it's what black people do when they need food in a hurricane.

See also: finding
A young man walks through deep flood water after looting a grocery store in New Orleans on Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Flood waters continue to rise in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina did extensive damage when it made landfall on Monday.
by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005
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lotion boy

a creepy homosexual....

not only are all the references to homosexuality there, but it sure has that silence of the lambs creepiness going on too
by wushuman June 11, 2006
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LotionWhore

A person (most likely femalien) who adores lotion. They put it on their hands every two minutes. They hate having dry hands. It grosses them out.
Erin: Oh My Gosh. Look at that girl put on lotion. I can see her back up lotion bottle. She is such a LotionWhore.
by BexCa March 10, 2009
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lotion wrangler

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.
by hiohsilver December 23, 2009
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LOTI

1. Laughing On The Inside - finding something so funny you don't make any outward facial or bodily expressions, you instead piss yourself mentally.
Guy 1; Dude, why aren't you laughing? that was hilarious!!
Guy 2; I'm LOTIing!
by LOLGASM April 24, 2013
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