Llama Thrust

A future alternative to Horsepower.

How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?

by Foreign_Prophet January 16, 2018

The Llama Song

A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.

Google it or put in a Youtube search. Now, because you are clearly not busy. The Llama Song. Now.

by musicfan62 March 17, 2009

Quiet Llama

Taken from one girl at summer camp, the phrase "Quiet Llama" refers to someone who is so tired that she or he is practically delirious. A Quiet Llama can be found laughing hysterically for fifteen minutes non-stop, randomly asking people "Would you like some felafel?", Placing their pink, see-through underwear on their boyfriend's hair, and generally not making any sense at all.

"I am such a quiet llama right now. I need a nap."
"God, did you see Cassia last night??? She was a total quiet llama"
"Please, don't call Molly when you're being a quiet llama. You'll never get off the phone."
"EMILY! ADRIENNE! I'M A QUIET LLAMA!!!!"

by LaniNBTSC January 29, 2009

Hama Llama

The act of fucking the absolute shit out of a girl.

I went hama llama on Mackenzie's girl last night.

by Supaepik September 17, 2014

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

sticky llama

When a female allows her male partner to ejaculate in her mouth then spits it in his face.

Megan said, "While giving Tyler head he came in my mouth. I had to sticky llama his ass."

by Macho Sto January 7, 2016

Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.

'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'

by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009