Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

layoff

Means to be fired from the job

The company about to layoff 100,000 employees.

by David Kofoed Wind May 18, 2007

Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.

He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.

by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009

Lakota West High School

A school that is practically bankrupt because the principal hates his life and wants to make everyone else miserable. The tax payers are too stupid to vote for a school levy probably because they are all Obama supporters. They wish they could just cease to exist so all of the kids could go to Mason where everyone has a brand new car. We also have a cop that thinks he's all that but in reality, he makes minimum wage and frankly, should be working at McDonalds. Maybe the school could save some money by turning off the overly used A/C.

Friend 1: Dude the Lakota West High School principal took away my headphones today...
Friend 2: I heard he sells them on eBay to make up for the failed levies.
Principal: shhhh or I'll take your iPhone too, I only have tmobile coz im so poor

by AwesomeCop August 1, 2012

layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.

Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.

by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

Lakota East High School

A school rivals with Lakota West . While being the exact same as West, somehow people think east is better. Still everyone hates it. Most people wish they went to Mason, the rich school where everybody is just better at everything.

"you see that kid that thinks he's cool"
"He must go to Lakota East high school"

by Davekdib July 31, 2017

layout

having sex outside. Mostly used when a guy wants to remind/encourage another guy he still has to lay a certain chick in that certain chick's presence, so she doesn't get it.

Pete (while in a chick's presence): Hey Dave, did you already finish that presentation's layout?
Dave (while in a chick's presence): Uuuh.. Not yet. But I'm sure gonna do it that weekend!

by Eduard Hirsch December 1, 2010