Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.

Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.

by Steven September 8, 2003

Laredo

Not Nuevo Laredo, which is in Mexico (weird, huh?). Also known as Lar... cave.

by shannim August 21, 2003

straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010

laced

A feeling of being screwed over or defeated BADLY by someone, something, or some situation. To explain the degree of laceage, simply add on extra letters to the word (i.e. laceddd, lacccccced, laaaaacccccccccccceedd)

Nirav got laced when Sahil finished the last home-made chocolate chip cookie that was peacefully sitting on the kitchen counter.

NYU will lace GW in any competition.

by Sahil Kothari October 6, 2006