Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

by Sanias October 6, 2011

i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"

Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.

by hkrazy October 17, 2009

Lance

To have the perfect balance.

For example:

If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.

If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance

by Kapiche January 2, 2020

The Lance Armstrong

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

by stevengross September 1, 2009

1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."

Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"

by slurp999 January 21, 2021

lanzer

An over-worked, under-fed individual with remarkable good looks. May be part robot. One of the nicest administrators on the net.

OMG Lanzer is SO cool!

by SliverMcKite April 21, 2004