krinked

There are multiple kinks in the cord.

The cords must be krinked in order to properly work.

by daNu 13 June 22, 2014

Kringle

A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.

My wife has a bad case of the Kringles

by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021

Kringlefucker

Kringlefucker: Being sexually attracted to a fat man dressed as Santa.

Do you know Jade? I heard she's a kringlefucker.

by silverEnigma December 11, 2016

krickler

a person who hits their head against a donkeys butt.

"wow, i didn't know Jimmy was such a krickler"

by fuknot June 17, 2008

Krinkling

a) Any action characterized as being a verb that is carried out or propagated by a being deemed as being of the Krinkle lineage.

b) A general state of being based on an action being performed by a Krinkle.
Past tense: Minkled

"He krinkled quietly through the darkness, hoping not to stumble."

"He was krinkling through the forest when along came a talking banana."

"He krinkled and krinkled until he could krinkle no more."

"Together they krinkled deep into the night toward the thrust of dawn."

by KrinkDawg September 7, 2011

Kringle

Another word for boss, or authority figure.

I hate my god damned Kringle! I want to shoot him!

by Megan January 22, 2004

gene krenkle

The great historical figure who played the cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult.

"If Bruce Springsteen is asking for more cowbell, then we probably should give him more cowbell."

by Zack Morris May 13, 2005