koala dick 

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

koala dick by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

Koala Flow 

When one's self is getting ready to nap, rest, or sleep for a long duration of time.

Chris: Yo Pat, you wanna go hang out man?
Pat: Nah bro I'm on my Koala Flow.
Chris: Damnnnn iight I'll catch you later man.
Pat: ZzZzZzZzZ

Koala Flow by Master Watcher October 6, 2011

Koala Sex 

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.

Donovan and Ashley had crazy Koala sex! She tried to move and he planted her face down! Then he smacked her ass until she let him do whatever he wanted!

Koala Sex by DPrevenant December 23, 2008

koala your face

When a koala attacks and rips your face off and throws it on the ground with disdain.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' which actually means that a koala has ripped your ass off.

Eric got all honeyed up for Geoff's cash room but discovered that there was no cash to be found, so he said to Geoff, 'I'm going to koala your face'...and he did.

koala your face by wealthy in forest heights December 16, 2008

Koala Bear 

A gay bear who acts like a twink

Don't those koala bears look out of place bopping around to Miley Cyrus?

Koala Bear by Hanyo00 June 29, 2011

koala'd 

when a blacked out drunk woman attaches herself to you like a koala to a eucalyptus and ruins your game

I was trying to hit on Sara, but sue koala'd me all fucking night.

koala'd by predator206 November 16, 2009

koala bear 

a very beautiful woman. who loves to cuddle.

someone so beautiful that everyone likes her.

damn that bitch is a "koala bear"

koala bear by dsarrs January 12, 2009