Soggy Koala

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

by CMac01 December 16, 2008

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Koala Bearing

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright

Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."

by T.E.B June 21, 2019

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Koala reach around

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014

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Koalaty Time

A pun used to describe the time spent when you and your lover are snuggling, wrapped up in each others arms, facing each other. Like how a koala hugs onto a tree. You are usually really super in love if you spend koalaty time together.

Guy: "I can't wait to see my girl later -- we're going to spend some serious koalaty time together."

Other Guy: "Man, you guys must be in love! She's total wifey material, I'm happy for you guys."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies April 8, 2017

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koala

the act of jumping on someone, whether they do or do not know. they may hold you or flail their arms trying to get you off. in the act of koala you hang on with all your might and just hang there.

"woah, did you see courtney just koala maddy!"

by koalabearwuvsmad April 22, 2009

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