ketomite

A person on the keto diet, especially someone who proselytizes for it

Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.

by Creed Cur March 26, 2019

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Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants

“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”

by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021

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Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

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Keyton

Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

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klepto

A person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.

Adding to ones inventory what is not there's.

Jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
Everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
She is such a klepto

by QueenOfHearts19 March 18, 2013

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