Kazoopping

The act of rapidly spreading kazoo noises

Kazoopping is ridiculuous!!
Help! The kazoopping is creeping me out!

by Flappy feline October 11, 2023

Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.

When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".

by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

Fucky Kazoo

When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.

"Bro my dick was so swollen I had to use a fucky kazoo on her"

by ThatKazooKid March 27, 2019

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Juice Kazoo

When you fart a high pitched sqeaky and a thin stream of liquid filth shoots into your undies.

"Dude, I tried farting on Bill, but all I got was the ol' juice kazoo. I'm never living this down."

by 3stinkpinkdrink January 11, 2021

Lil kazoo kid

the best kazooist EVER. Extremely talented, tall, and hot.

Person 1:did you hear lil kazoo kids new album, nine?

Person 2: yea it’s so good, twilight is hot

anyways stream nine for clear skin✨✨✨✨

by lil kazoo kid February 20, 2021