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Kourtney Kardashian

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian
by evelynjean May 20, 2020
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Kim Kardashian

A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.
Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking
by ThelovelyDictionary December 14, 2016
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Kim Kardashian

A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008
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The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.
The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.
by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016
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Cody Kardashian

Is a self-made internet celebrity who gained internet fame by adding anyone and everyone that he could through myspace and his hundreds of other social networking sites. He is compared to the likes of other scene kings such as John Hock, Corey Pattakos, and Jeffree Star. He is well known for his trendy styles and happens to constantly know months before when something new will come into style. Although he is widely liked by preteens and most of the younger generation, he is extremely stuck up and sometimes a little racist. He is not related to Kim Kardashian, and his real last name is Young. As posted on Sticky Drama in January his personal info leaked and it is said the he is from the inbreeded state of (somewhere) West Virginia. He is known as an internet socialite. He is friends with John Hock, Melissa Marie, Scotty Vanity, Jennard Skynnard, Kurt Tracy, Amor Hilton, Kaiden Blake, Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kayla Catastrophe, and many other well-known scenesters.
Edenforever5: Did you get to meet Cody Kardashian at Warped Tour last year??

Mybleedingbroken$ceneheart: yeah he wouldnt give me an autograph because he said that im too ugly

SexualErection: What a douche. he's the king of the douches of douchebaggery!

Edenforever5: Yeah what a lowlife faggot!
by sceneysceneable September 19, 2009
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the kardashian effect

When someone becomes despite (or because of) a lack of skill, talent or ability. Usually the result of a sex tape or an Instagram account filled with selfies. Named for Kim Kardashian, who was by no means the first person to achieve fame this way, but certainly one of the most infamous.
Starla was hoping to undergo the Kardashian Effect by posting 400 selfies per day.
by JoeDredd November 20, 2015
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Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.
Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?
by StressTree December 12, 2022
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