karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

Karma

a mistake. bitch. an ocean of half truths. Actions against someone is hard karma. It happens and is something that happens then it becomes a move and as a reality is a mistake because it has proof permanently a part of times history in the minds of the people and in art ratcheted away from the people like their futures at an early age.

me: yo im a mufucking white person I have bad karma INHERENTLY DAWG, I never even had a future to begin with.

by jamiejamiejamie December 30, 2013

karma

What is going to come back and bite the marshketeers in the ass

They are just bitter because *nobody* wants to slurp them, Karma. That's one thing BOB can't do.

by STEVO47 June 24, 2004

karma

The awsomest person ever who is always there for you but you are never there when he/she needs you

Hey i feel bad for karma

by Karma👊 July 31, 2016

karma

n. Participation points scored on Plurk, a popular Taiwan-based social networking website often compared to twitter, that can be earned by posting micro-blogs and receiving responses. Karma points enable the use of fancy emoticons and other functions on the profile page.

I've been away for just two days and my Karma points have dropped by 25!! orz

by miow October 24, 2009

karma

A boy that was befriended for karma points. Now, he won't leave anyone alone.

OMG. Karma made me a fleece blanket with dogs on it.

by yo momma is a hoe. February 18, 2008

karma

refers to points on melodramatic

mary has more karma than me!

by me April 29, 2003