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Jordyne

(Pronounced like Jordan) A feminine name reserved for women who are destined to be smart, beautiful and charismatic. Any women with this name will have great success with anything they do and look damn fine doing it.
Jordyne is pretty, smart AND has a great personality... If you don't marry her I will.
by Kid Robo March 7, 2010
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judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.
Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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Judylam

a nice asian girl who is super cute and funny. she is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllly nice as a person and a friend. does not have chinky eyes. :-)
Dude 1: Hey see that asian girl over there?
Dude 2: Yea
Dude 1: She's a judylam
Dude 2: Yeaaaaaaaaa...i heard she's really nice and stuff.
Dude 1: I want a judylam...:-)
by brytontiger February 10, 2009
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master jurd

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man
A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".
by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008
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Judy

by yummmy November 11, 2006
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Judge Judy

An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.
Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.
by Maureen Raye March 31, 2007
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Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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