Jonas

A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock

Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers

by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020

mike jones

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

janisha

A very short but kinda tall pretty girl who had a good heart but she will kill you if you get into her bad side . janisha is mostly Puerto Rican or black , she is usually very chill and outgoing but she is a very very very shy girl , A janisha is a true friend and will be there for u anytime even if your someone who did her the baddest, Janisha has a lot of friends and a lot of people love and care about her , if janisha has a boyfriend she’ll do anything for him and people will think she is dumb for doing things for a man she loves but that how big of a heart A janisha has , her hair is always good and she dosent try to be others she dresses like her self and actes like her self ,A janisha is not really a fighting person but if she has to she will , a lot of boys want janisha but she will do anything for just one janisha is a very loyal girl and she is one of the best people you will meet

Friend 1: hey janisha is a VERY good friend you should try to talk to her

Friend2: I don’t know I don’t like good friends

Friend 3:your missin out because she is lit and good and very pretty

Friend 4 : she gotta nice butt

by Tifgang April 10, 2019

Generation Jones

Generation Jones is a term that describes people born between the mid-1950s and mid-1960s. Generation Jones has been referred to as a heretofore lost generation between the Baby boomers and Generation X

I was born in the Generation Jones era.

by JMS2007 December 14, 2007

jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

by jonavoo June 11, 2018

janista

janista is a smart girl who works hard for her goals. she’s also really cool.

she’s a janista!

by qloz June 14, 2018