Jonbenet

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.

Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.

by MisBehavin October 29, 2011

jonget

combination of jologs and panget term...jologs means baduy

hey!i saw an ugly girl wearing tube-top and a black pajama,she's so 'jonget'.

by wiccan_tina May 3, 2007

joungen

a person, preferably male, who is immature and quotes too much 80s-90s pop culture .

When he said his favorite olden days movie was Ghostbusters, I couldn't help but think "wow this kid is a real joungen".

by jaynells February 2, 2008

Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

by sarah gold April 5, 2013

jonvenette

Ugly ass stank pussy bitch who fucks everyone.

Don't get yourself a jonvenette.

by Genesis812 July 2, 2015

jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.

Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it

by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016

Jörgen

A Swedish name. It means "bonde" or "farmer".

Tjeeeenare Jörgen

by Arn De Gothia March 9, 2018