one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
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Theater Jocks happen to be exceptional people. They are a bit vexatious especially due to the fact that a common attribute that they share is breaking into song or ripping off lines from movies, usually not the good ones. Theater Jocks claim they are creative, however, three facts that invalidate this allegation are as follows
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.
The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.
This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.
The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.
This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
Wow! how "creative" Theater Jocks are, they ripped-off the term "Technology Jock"
Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.
Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.
by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 3, 2017
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Inflected forms: Jocking, Jockin
1. (a) The act of obsessing over another with intense affection. (b) Attempting to woo with the hopes of romance. 2. (a) To copy the likeness of and/or follow intently. (b) To be sought after. 3. Talking about another with no care to anyone that hears it and with no intention of stopping.
Linguistic Origin:
To be someones jock (jockstrap).
Inflected forms: Jocking, Jockin
1. (a) The act of obsessing over another with intense affection. (b) Attempting to woo with the hopes of romance. 2. (a) To copy the likeness of and/or follow intently. (b) To be sought after. 3. Talking about another with no care to anyone that hears it and with no intention of stopping.
Linguistic Origin:
To be someones jock (jockstrap).
"Curtis enjoyed watching Audrey play tennis at the park and payed no attention to the haters who knew; despite the thought he may be jockin."
"I saw him at the party, that girl was jockin you."
"Why do you always got to be jockin' my dance moves?"
"I saw him at the party, that girl was jockin you."
"Why do you always got to be jockin' my dance moves?"
by Miss S. Bee January 1, 2009
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Have you noticed Chris hangs out with both nerds and jocks? He's good at sports AND video games. Guess he's a nerd jock...
by chyl June 10, 2011
Get the nerd jock mug.Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
by Lost Almost August 16, 2010
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