Jerkus McGurkus

1. A person who is acting in a manner that makes them appear as rude, inconsiderate, or unpleasant to be around

2. A spin-off of the term jerk

Mark wouldn't share his cookies last night, what a Jerkus McGurkus

by lilbent October 6, 2009

Jerusalem

Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.

Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.

Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.

by Urban_Fellow September 8, 2006

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Jebus

What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.

"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"

by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009

Jeebus

originaly appeared on the frank zappa album "them or us"in 1979 on the song "heavenly pocket book. Matt Groening, A well know zappa fan and creater of the Simpsons borrowed it for the apisode.

"Cuz JEEBUS said if we don't do what's in the book we ain't goin up to heabin.

by josep milifresh January 16, 2004

Jebus

WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish

Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.

Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil

So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.

A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created

Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D

by Church of the 3 Sons September 19, 2008

Jebus

Jesus's brother (twin).

Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus

by Garry Stewart July 17, 2006