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Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.
by McDousher February 4, 2012
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jerking around

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening
Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?
by P. Orno December 14, 2017
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Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
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chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.
Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.
by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008
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jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word
We caught John jerking the gherkin.
by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003
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Jervin

A very strong and loving person. Fighter and a lover. Sexy face and a handsome body. God at the guitar, Beast at videogames. Loves his family, and lives life day by day. Knows what he wants and works hard for it. Loyal. One in a million person. Very humorous and knows how to make his girlfriend laugh(=
by nubcupcakee June 30, 2009
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hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
by Nick D October 28, 2004
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