jed curls

curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.

guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls

guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps

guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally

by the bussiness September 26, 2010

papa jed

Beer swilling monster that goes berserk when the red mist descends.

I'm gonna do a papa jed !

by Ginga March 29, 2004

Jed Dal Zotto

A 'Jed Dal Zotto' is a man who thinks like no other, He think like an asian who just shat on a kid in fortnite, that asians name is Aarin, the hottest man of all, apart from jung kook

I'm acting like a real 'Jed Dal Zotto' Right now

by Jed Dal Zotto November 15, 2022

levi jed murphy

Levi Jed Murphy is a type of shoe in Canada

For example
Pete said, "I prefer Levi Jed Murphys in a navy blue rather than maroon."

by Canadianguy May 25, 2014

jed dal zotto

a italian man whos uncle is vey hot i mean hes so hot anyone from australia would want him but jed needs a haircut and lionel his wife may sometimes beat him when hes drunk

"uh here goes jed dal zotto with all these bruises from his wife lionel

by caleb mattasoni November 15, 2022

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005