JazzGuru

A hypocritical douchebag or douchenozzle.

Tom: I'm so much better at Jazz than you are. I'm the real Jazzguru here.
Bob: Jazz is rooted in free expression and equality. It's based on the idea of rising above the idea of being better than others. To call yourself a JazzGuru, Tom, you've just denigrated everything Jazz represents. What that really makes you is a hypocritical douchebag. Maybe even a douchenozzle.

by notajazzguru February 8, 2010

noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.

"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."

by D. Klundt November 4, 2007

Porn Jazz

The term 'Porn Jazz' relates to background music often used during scenes of a sexual/erotic nature.

The U.K TV channel, 'Channel Five' showcased a great deal of Porn Jazz during it erotic late night movies during the 90's.

That was some quality Porn Jazz accompanying Fanny Hill last Friday night.

by Roystonvasey18 July 22, 2009

jazzbox

Term for vagina, or what they probably used to call it in the 20's.

"Back in the day guys were probly like, 'Hey dame, why don't you let me see your jazzbox.' I bet."

by The Villain March 23, 2008

Jazzacked

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

jazz choir

a group of singers who sing jazz songs. It can be accompanied by a combo (just piano, bass, and drums; or a full out mini big band) or completely a capella (sometimes with a vocal percussionist). Either way it is performed is fine, as long as jazz tunes or arrangments are being chosen to perform. There is can be a very thin line between being a pop choir and a jazz choir.

"That jazz choir was swinging!"
"'That jazz choir did awesome singing that Michael Jackson set!'
'No, that wasn't a jazz choir. That would be called a pop choir.'
Oh, my bad. They should try singing "Swing, Swing, Swing." They'd sound awesome'"

by caseybitsy December 21, 2010

Jazz Flip

Smoking Marijuana and Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) at the same time. The THC in Marijuana combines with the DMT so that you experience the DMT hallucination for a much longer time. Since jazz musicians have the best lung control for this type of exercise it was originated by them.

A: You wanna go to that party?

B: Sure man, lets just do a Jazz Flip to start the night.

by Myceleum November 18, 2012