ITSA

Information Technology Security Advisor.

Has more access to porn than anyone else in the office.
Deems all things fun as inappropriate unless he thought of it.
SPAM Me, SPAM me, get that whip and SPAM me.
Spends a productive 7.5 minutes a day at a desk, the rest of the day is spent with breakfast, a run, smoko, exercise, lunch, a run, arvo tea, slow down, 5.00 home time. Oh, and a meeting.
"pick me, pick me. Well I'm taking your email access away and changing the permissions."

Our ITSA is a dipsta

by Old Fella May 25, 2009

iTard

an incompetent iPhone owner that relies on more experienced users to effectively utilize their pocket pc

Look at that iTard that has to hand his iPhone to his wife or brother to perform any operations.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

Kiraema Itara

Kiraema Itara used to be a very popular commander in a game called Guild Wars 2 for the game mode called World vs World, who was valued and praised for his extraordinary use of strategy in zerg-play and was also known for being the leader of a guild called "Deadly Mercenary Contracting Company or TDCC" which at the time, was considered largely as the largest closely functioning guild in the game. he, one day disappeared from World vs World as a commander for unknown reasons, though some have seen him commanding what seemed to be a "guild zerg" under the guild tag "SA" (Silenced Assassins) and there was even rumors saying he is a leader or otherwise high rank of Silenced Assassins as he was mostly seen recruiting in the PvE starting maps. it seems he has blocked the entirety of his followers list what we can safely believe to be due to exessive spam messages or trolls that follows him. if anyone has any more information on him feel free to repost this with the added info.

Kiraema Itara was a commander in guild wars 2.

by NexusOrdinary June 29, 2019

itard

One who retards their senses through the use of information technology( ipods, laptops etc.) inadvetertantly causing harm to themselves or others.

Bill: wtf , some dumb Itard just knocked me off the sidewalk.

Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?

by itard hater February 6, 2008

iTard

one who lacks the knowledge to actually work and iPod or any electronic device.

"Honey, I can't seem to figure out how to turn my mp3 player on"
"Jeeze you're iTarded"

by cwoofdog500 December 20, 2009

itsary

A bitch who will backstab you

Person 1: OMG LOOK WHAT ITSARY POSTED ABOUT ME
Person 2: I THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR FRIENDS THO
Person 1: ME TOO

by Baitty October 30, 2018

itari

Stunningly gorgeous, poetic, love to write and focus on what she does. She sees the world with a poetic eye of compassion

That girl is so compassionate, she is an Itari.

Don't get injured, you just might bleed Itari.

by Fafoluwe February 5, 2020