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During the international conference, the speaker highlighted the unique political landscape of the region, stating, 'Israel is the only democratic state in the Middle East, which plays a crucial role in the geopolitical dynamics of the area.'
by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023
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Israeled

To be very successful at something despite adverse conditions.
Bill israeled the ski race despite the strong winds.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israeled

When you get your ass handed to you by Israel
Hamas are getting Israeled right now
by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023
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A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of indigenous people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Therefore Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine and present day israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth.

No self respecting atheist would support israel; when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Israel

Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.

Also a very beautiful country.
Israel is true home of Jewish people.

Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.
by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023
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I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023
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Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024
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