internetizen

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010

international playboy

Everything that Jeon Jungkook (Golden Maknae of BTS) is not.

Jungkook is not an international playboy.

by DrinkUpSomeJin September 23, 2016

internetics

The study of the internet.

What are you majoring in jack?

"Internetics"

by sovereignself June 10, 2009

International Cole Day

This day is a secret specific to those who know about it. It is a day of absolutely fuckery to be celebrated annually on the 13th of September. This day celebrates all that is great in the name of fuckery.

What are you doing for International Cole Day, Charlet?

by Jane Horwood September 16, 2017

International Kinky Day

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.

Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!

by nicval June 27, 2019

International Drip Day

On May 31st which is the last day of school wear your DRIPPIEST fit and ball out😂🥵

Its international drip day. Why u lookin like a bum?

by International Drip day April 24, 2019

International "call Marcus wet day"

On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:

Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"

Marcus: What did you call me?

Person 1: A wetty

Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum

Hello Zak, happy International "call Marcus wet day", will you indeed call him saturated?

by Lumposter June 7, 2021