Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 16, 2019

immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019

Immaculate Buttception

Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.

I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!

by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021