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iBucks

Money/credit used on an iTunes account. Usually referring to the money on an iTunes gift card.
Eric: Sweet! I got 25 iBucks for my birthday.
by _Z February 24, 2008
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infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...
If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.
by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010
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Infuckinfatufuckinated

Infatuated to a level difficult to describe without swearing.
The infuckinfatufuckination lasted all through the night.
I'm completely infuckinfatufuckinated.
He's not just infatuated, he's infuckinfatufuckinated.
by Borbat July 26, 2011
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idfuck

keith: what’s the answer to number 1?
james: idfuck
by Danny Thy Manny Futabout February 27, 2022
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iFuk

The act of cruelly punishing those closest to you, especially in cases where those parties have done you a big solid within 2 months. This unique act is out-of-the-blue and elicits jaw-dropping, outrage and alienation.
Stranger: "Oh wow, how do you like your iPhone."

You Friend: "Like it? I LOVE it!"

Stranger: "Man, that's what everybody says. I gotta' get one...especially now that they're, like, 30% cheaper!"

Your Friend: "What?"

Stranger: "Ooh, sorry dude. iFuk?"

Your Ex-Friend: "iFuk."
by Ex-Friend#1 September 15, 2007
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infuckingcompetent

1. Someone so incompetent they can't even figure out how to fuck.

2. AFSCME
That dude just tried to put his dick in that chick's hairy underarm. What an infuckingcompetent ass munch. Must have a union job.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
by Yasirt December 21, 2007
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