The act of cruelly punishing those closest to you, especially in cases where those parties have done you a big solid within 2 months. This unique act is out-of-the-blue and elicits jaw-dropping, outrage and alienation.
Stranger: "Oh wow, how do you like your iPhone."
You Friend: "Like it? I LOVE it!"
Stranger: "Man, that's what everybody says. I gotta' get one...especially now that they're, like, 30% cheaper!"
Your Friend: "What?"
Stranger: "Ooh, sorry dude. iFuk?"
Your Ex-Friend: "iFuk."
You Friend: "Like it? I LOVE it!"
Stranger: "Man, that's what everybody says. I gotta' get one...especially now that they're, like, 30% cheaper!"
Your Friend: "What?"
Stranger: "Ooh, sorry dude. iFuk?"
Your Ex-Friend: "iFuk."
by Ex-Friend#1 September 05, 2007
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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