Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

Iraq

The birthplace of Civilization and the deathplace of Civilians.

Blair: Hey, did you know Civilisation begun in Iraq?

Bush: Yeah, but we saw to that.

Both: YEE-HAA

by EveryTypeOfCake July 27, 2010

Iraq

A sinkhole for American money.

George W Bush put all of America's money into a sinkhole in the middle east called Iraq.

by KillJoi99 March 10, 2009

Iraq

Vietnam without water.

"Nation" where the U.S. "National" Guard serves.

"Maaan, i signed up for the National Guard to help keep it cool in the US of A, but instead . . . Well, you know where they sent me."

by dana eyde January 18, 2007

iraqi road stompers

those sandels with the straps all over the place, that usauly old men wear.

dude, check out jakes iraqi road stompers, my dad has the same pair.

by thejeepguy93 March 4, 2008

iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012