Ivory Fretboard

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

by good god I'm good May 4, 2009

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

ivory fool

Jamaican word for wanker

Shut up you ivory fool

by Archie croucher January 5, 2017

ivory chandelier

Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.

She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.

by StashDiz August 2, 2017

Ivorybonics

A language spoke by white rednecks.

He spoke ivorybonics instead of ebonics.

by Tone-Tone December 6, 2017

imory

a loving, caring, a fierce women. can be sweet but don’t get on there bad side.

I love imory.

by iiillloovvveeeemmmee January 17, 2018

Idoyt

A slightly milder alternative to “idiot”.

Ur Mom: I ate the driest dried dry steak and complained that it was too moist
You: you are an idoyt

by DryingDry January 25, 2020