Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

The Human Abstract

The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.

The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce

by kablah May 3, 2008

Huang

A common last name found in China and in people around the world. In Chinese, the name Huang is written as 黄. The literal meaning of the word is yellow. It's the Huang found in Huang He, a river in China.

I live next door to the Huangs. They're such beautiful and kind people.

by lichno April 25, 2015

human cloning

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.

They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.

by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

Hasan

Hasan is just too amazing to be described in words. First of all, he has all the looks you can ever ask for. Second of all, his personality is unique because he can be both funny and annoying, smart and stupid, ugly and cute, kind and mean. But you will never find anyone better than him. Thirdly, he listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. Finally, if you have him as your best friend, you will most probably be the happiest person in the world:)

Guy:”Hey, is that hasan with his valentine?”

Girl:”Yeah. She must be one lucky girl.”

by Hasan’s best friend:) February 3, 2018

sub-human

An individual that is so useless, so stupid, and so heinous that they are below the human race.

Man that fucker coach d is sub-human!

by douchetwat April 27, 2004