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Jenny Humphrey

One of the bests characters from Gossip Girl, although the show tries to make us see her as a villain, her storylines are one of the bests of the show and it's the only character whose story is different each time (not like Serena's one for example, which consists on her getting a new bf)

She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty

She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society

The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times

Blair and her are a power couple
-Wow, Jenny Humphrey really is the best Gossip Girl character...
-So true bestie
by Sknre November 22, 2020
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Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
by dg1189 February 20, 2010
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Humpty Trumpty

the fairy tale alter eg(g)o of so-called president Donald Trump. Even in the fairy tale world he can't make America great again.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Trumpty had a great fall. With all his queenly horses and all his queenly men, Humpty Trumpty just couldn't make America great again.
by Parker A. Davis March 28, 2019
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humpty cunt

Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!
by scammer steve April 8, 2008
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humpy

(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.
After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.
by evil little monkey June 20, 2005
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humph

verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.

Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.

.......
x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
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Humpty Cunt

A female trying to do a man job. Humpty Cunts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. Any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can't do the job.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty cunt is useless.

She is just a useless Humpty Cunt, she never pulls her own weight!
by Scammer Steve April 8, 2008
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