Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Humiliation

Losing a game of Pokemon to bedang, or a match of AoE to Nikhil..

Goutham, pokemon masta, suffered humiliation at the hands of Bedang..

by Dusknnoir December 1, 2013

humilibation

masturbating in public

i.e. jonny : yo bro i just got humilbated
herald : whats that?
jonny : you know it was humilibation
herlad : o like masturbating i get it
jonny : yeah but in public

by catshumpcats3 November 26, 2010

humidititties

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.

It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

by NeverDoubtTheWorm July 11, 2017

Sissy Humiliation

this will make a sissy feels horny af

sissy humiliation is good for your health

by im new December 9, 2020

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003

huminah

Expression used in reference to someone who is excruciatingly hot.

Beyonce. HUMINAH!

by gay husband April 3, 2004