huff my bird

Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick

"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"

by AC July 26, 2005

huff n puff

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical

He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.

by Pongo December 14, 2008

huff my root

Suck My Dick

“Hey loan me 50 bucks and your car?”
-“No way! Huff my root!

by SaggyBoi August 6, 2023

go huff raid

Originally Quoted on totse.
1, Go Huff Raid
2, chop up baby and simmer on a low heat
3, ???
4, Profit!

Wait, Won't Huffing Raid Kill Me?

Oh, piss off already. Raid is bug poison. If it killed humans, wouldn't it be called human poison? Unless you're really weak like a bug, Raid won't kill you.

Huffing raid will not kill you.....You should do it Yea
Go Huff Raid

by [LoD]Neb November 28, 2007

COCK HUFF-ER

SOMEONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THE DEEP INHALING OF PHALLUS.

I HEARD THAT GUY JOE SCHMOE OVER THERE IS QUITE THE COCK HUFF-ER.

by CATHAIL September 13, 2005

Huff Number 9

A hair care product that causes bushiness of the eyebrows and a mild afro.

I just love what Huff number 9 does to my hair and eyebrows.

by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3

damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.

by jordan huff December 10, 2017