Housewife stalker

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym ".............."

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬

Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤

Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"

Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."

Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*

Hym "AAARGH!!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

american housewife

When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.

Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.

by anabanananana March 1, 2016

pedropascals.housewife

“pedropascals.housewife” is the love of pedro pascal’s life. they are the best person ever and they make him very happy.

person 1: woahhh who’s that person with pedro pascal? they seem so cool.

person 2: yeah, that’s pedropascals.housewife.

by bestie.caillou4 June 11, 2021

Bikini Housewife

Chicago-based funk/disco/porn duet. Demos are sometimes at Barnes and Noble, Frontman is Blu Eyez, bassist is MK Lite..

"This CD I have sounds like a mix between Liquid Soul and Bikini Housewife"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Housewife

Woman who take care of duty's for all men in her house including cooking cleaning and sex every night

Yeah guys she's the wife for our house. We all fuck her housewife pussy

by [e-mail] September 11, 2016

the housewife

The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores

Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy

by Asston Kutcher January 7, 2014

Housewife

A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.

"I love the view of Dan's housewife's massive tits when she bends over to do the dishes"
"quick, theirs Dan now, back from fucking his boss's slut daughter, hide!"

by Hentai Daddy 361 February 8, 2021