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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023
mugGet the hoonsmug.

Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively
1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”
by NZguru January 15, 2025
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Hoon

Hoon is slang for a vape
lets go have a hoon
by BigDaddyBovid19 August 31, 2021
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Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
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Seung Hoon

This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.
Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.
by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018
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Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)
I'm such a hoon
by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025
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